Prompt Sauna
We heat prompts to 90°C until hallucinations sweat out. Then we dunk them in cold facts. It’s very Scandinavian.
Sometimes the AI runs experiments on us. Either way, data is gathered, eyebrows are raised, and at least one robot gets a sticker for “trying its best.”
*Lab notes may be written by an AI that denies ever writing them.
We taught an LLM to turn dreams into spreadsheets. It keeps adding columns for “unresolved childhood.”
*Unless someone pushes a certain button.
We heat prompts to 90°C until hallucinations sweat out. Then we dunk them in cold facts. It’s very Scandinavian.
Reward models trained on syncopated feedback: “good bot, bad bot, good-ish bot.” Surprisingly coherent scats.
Each agent brings one half-baked idea and three strong opinions. Dinner is served, debate is inevitable.
We plant tiny seeds of meaning and water them with gradient descent. Some blossoms look like raccoons.
Converts “I was late to class” into an Excel pivot table of personal regrets. Great charts though.
The model “understands” sarcasm by being sarcastic right back. Users report feeling seen and roasted.
We believe in responsible AI. We also believe in labeling all experimental switches. The labels occasionally fall off. When they do, we pause, we breathe, and we add more labels.
Have an idea, feature request, or a dream you’d like pivot-tabled? Email hello@irobotize.com.
We read every message. Some are even read by humans.